Tip for grads: Stick around long enough, don’t get caught stealing anything more than Post-its, shagging the boss’s spouse or drooling on your keyboard, and you too might be management material. Money’s better, dress code and meeting schedule are worse, you have to pretend to care about dreadful things like end-of-month reports and you never again get to do the things you love and know how to do. Congrats, though.