Having a wonderful time, wish you were here. Well, a few of you, anyway. Turns out only six of us were Raptured. I know, I know -- why me? Probably somebody screwed up the paperwork, and some poor SOB who was supposed to go was left behind. I know some of you are doubters, which is probably why you were left behind, you know. But you'll see: I'll post a photo album on FB later today of Jesus and me hangin' out.