Tip for grads: Log out of your office email and back away from the computer now. You've worked here a week and your pathetic attempt to impress your new colleagues by sending dozens of emails on a holiday is just gonna get you beaten up in the parking lot after work tomorrow. Oh, and forget Plan B, too -- drafting dozens of emails today, sending them right at 8 a.m. Tuesday. You know what? Go ahead and wait in the lot after work tomorrow for a beatdown anyway. Might as well get this over with.