Tip for grads: Sooner or later you'll get named to the office Social Committee. Do not misinterpret this. It is not a reward. You really pissed somebody off, and you really need to find out who, because if you don't get this fixed, your next stop is the Strategic Planning Task Force, and then you'll be chairing the Subcommittee on Organizational Structure, by which time you'd better have your resume updated.