Oops. I clicked on a Facebook link offering a pre-boarding pass for The Rapture. “Beat the traffic! Get to Heaven first, get the best seat for eternity and, WTH, spit over the side at the Left-Behinders,” it said. Now, I’m getting this spam from God – “Can you hear Me now?” “Are you praying to Me now? (Don’t lie, idiot; I know your heart ALL THE TIME!)” and “You have to see what I did to this sinner!! Click on this now!!”