If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, try again. If they return once more, hogtie and blindfold them, take them 30 miles out of town, shove them out of the car, speed back to town as they chase and scream at you, disappearing in your rear-view mirror, then move overnight without leaving a forwarding address. And if they still come back? Two words: restraining order. In other words, Happy Graduation!