Forget the Pearly Gates cliche. It's more like the DMV up here. Worn industrial carpet, old furniture, surly bureaucrats. Take a number, get in line. Would you believe the damn TSA has jurisdiction over keeping contraband out? They just Tased a guy for refusing to give up a 16 oz. bottle of holy water. On the other hand, I'm glad to see one has to pass a spelling and grammar test. Yes, I think I'm gonna like Heaven just fine.