Tip for grads: Bin Laden spent years sitting on his butt in his house, stroking his beard, looking at porn, drinking erectile dysfunction syrup, watching TV and making all sorts of grandiose plans, yet never quite following through on any of them. So, don't even think of trying to convince your boss to let you work from home, 'cause Osama ruined it for all of us. Damn you, Osama. I think the terrorists just won.