JP II's honor has me considering my own chances of sainthood. You want miracles? I often did my own take on the loaves and fishes, with ramen noodles, cream of chicken soup and Velveeta, and I made it last a full week 'til payday. And though I've never turned water to wine, I made emergency beer runs in my day that were greeted by throngs bowing before me. Still, gotta hope they start grading sainthood on a curve.