On my way to work today, every radio station playing celestial music and instructions for tomorrow – “Proceed to nearest McDonald’s or Starbucks for processing (yes, The Rapture has corporate sponsors; be sure to grab commemorative travel mug). One carry-on bag allowed. No need to pack underwear; we go commando under the robes.” Etc. Oops, you didn’t hear that on your radio? Well, this is awkward; never mind then.