I can't divulge how, but I got ahold of the classified list of who’s being Raptured and who’s being Left Behind (how 'bout we call that Craptured?). Having made the list, JC no doubt is now checking it twice, so it's still unofficial. Still, interesting. Believer but Evil Asshat Pat Robertson ain’t gettin' called up, while Genius but Defiant Atheist Stephen Hawking is. Hard to say which one's gonna be more pissed, isn't it?