Thursday, May 5, 2011

Pentagon still working on its Osama story. Would you believe: He was noshing on dates, watching “Pakistani Idol.” When he leaped up to cast a vote for that 15-year-old who’s been wowing the nation with her ululating act, one lodged in his throat. A Navy SEAL team, which, fortuitously, had just stormed in, refused to let anyone near him to do the Heimlich, and he expired. And they called it Operation Date with Destiny.

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