There's probably a market niche for a AAA-like outfit, except it would respond to workplace emergencies rather than road emergencies. It'd be called CYA Inc., natch, and it would rescue clients from disastrous workplace errors. Crisis crews would go to offices to save careers by creating backdated exculpatory documents, e-mails or medical excuses; committing desk or file-cabinet arson; framing coworkers; and if there's an especially problematic colleague or boss, well, you'd be amazed how often bathroom hand dryers explode.