Have you heard what the gays are up to now?

I guess I missed the news that Pat Robertson had shuffled off this mortal coil and to his eternal damnation at the hands of the Satan of his fevered nightmares -- the one who's gay, liberal, secularly humanistic and, of course, FABULOOUUS! Because if Pat's still alive, how did he let some cracker lawmaker from Virginia get ahead of him on this (http://bit.ly/dIJUvx)?

And, by the way, isn't it time we require the homosexuals to post their "wide-scale agenda" online somewhere so we can keep track of what they're up to? Because damn, they're busy. It's all we straight folk can do just to get through the day. We're sure poorly organized -- can't seem to get it together on a Heterosexual Agenda, can we? Meantime, the homosexuals are out there, day in and day out, pushing that Big Gay Agenda of theirs. I don't know how they do it. But I'm sure glad the likes of Eugene Delgaudio are keeping track.