Wednesday, December 22, 2010

I grew up in a backward, primitive time when boxes of chocolate were unlabeled, so you had to rely on intuition, or more likely the poke of a finger, to avoid coconut. Kids today don’t know how good they have it, with diagrams and two-layer boxes. But hear this, punks: It is Bad Chocolate Etiquette to sneak to the lower level to snag a favorite when there’s still candy, even if it’s coconut, on the first level. Capice?

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