Bailed out of jail (see last post), my flash mob is at mall tonight to try again. We'll break into song, start with "Christmas Shoes," on to "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)," "The Little Drummer Boy," ending with "rum pum pum pum," over and over again, a little bit louder now, a little bit louder now. Oh, did I mention this is all in Alvin & the Chipmunks voices? I believe this will go much better.