Monday, December 27, 2010

OK, everyone, stay cool, don't panic, but we may be out of chocolate. I said DON'T PANIC! Help your sister up -- you guys trampled her half to death. We've drilled for this, you know what to do. Everyone search a room -- couch cushions, under furniture. Check all pockets. Wait, what are you hiding behind your back, son? I don't care if it's from last year, covered in lint and the dog was licking it -- hand it over, it's mine; ah, one last piece.

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