I want some of the new Willie Nelson cologne for Christmas. Called Eew de Willie, it's a tantalizing bouquet -- marijuana, roadie B.O., tour-bus stench, guitar polish, biscuit gravy, whiskey, bandana sweat. And that scent you can't quite identify? That's the secret ingredient -- actual squeezin's from Willie's beard! Nice guarantee, too: So authentic, if you're not hassled by a state trooper, your money back.