I am resolved in 2011 to achieve my longtime dream of appearing on TV as one of my three favorite local-news characters -- Concerned Citizen Who Thinks Something Should be Done, Neighbor Who Thought Man Next Door SEEMED Nice and Quiet Enough, or Guy Who Imagines His Fight Against City Hall Is A Struggle for Civil Rights When Really He's Just an Asshole For Refusing to Live By Reasonable Rules Everyone Else Accepts.