Monday, December 13, 2010

I can confirm, based on my experience taking the trash out the other day, that, though it is surely the most obvious and overdone of slapstick cliches, you can, in fact, end up flat on your ass if you step on a banana peel. Now, for my next trick, I shall have an anvil dropped on my head to see if I become one of those little pleated men, making an accordion sound as I walk.

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