We moderate Nebraska Republicans -- all 6 of us -- dread '12. Having made it our No. 1 duty as citizens to vote against Don Stenberg every chance we get, now we contemplate his Senate opponent Jon "It Was an Inartful Statement" Bruning, who hears raccoons in his trash and presumably yells, "hey, you poor people get outta there!" & who earlier gained national attention for warning gay marriage could lead to human-furniture unions. BTW, loser of this clash of titans already is favored to be President Perry's attorney general.