Devastating tornadoes in the Midwest & South. Unprecedented flooding in the Plains. London aflame. Economies in Europe & U.S. collapsing. A pale rider with righteous fury in her heart and crazy in her eyes, goes by the name of name of Bachmann, comes down from the north country promising salvation. Can't anybody else see what's happening here? We had it all wrong. The Rapture DID happen May 12; it's just that none of us were worthy to be saved. These are the end times, folks. Strap yourself in.