Junior high school, though remembered fondly by no one, had some things right. Like: Workplaces should have weekly quizzes on current events and spelling. Job probation for anyone who fails 1; 3 fails a year, you're fired. Two of the world's greatest burdens are people who don't know what the hell's going on and couldn't spell it if they did. Speaking of jr. high, wedgies & swirlies probably could play a role in controlling certain annoying adult behaviors.