Texas Gov. Rick Perry's Christapalooza appears to have been a success Saturday. Here's what I don't get, though: Perry says God wants him to run for president. Well, OK, though given what's going on in D.C. these days, I'd interpret such instruction as a sign God was screwing me over pretty badly. Be that as it may, if Perry is on such good terms with the Big Guy, why can't he get Him to bring any rain to that poor state of his?