Monday, August 15, 2011

18 Days & Counting Amazing if True Husker/B1G Trivia: Old NU nemesis Barry Switzer is a modern medical marvel, having achieved a permanent blood-alcohol content of .18. Teetotaling Tom Osborne got hammered for the only time, via second-hand alcohol consumption, when he stood downwind of Barry at a news conference. Doctors say the ol' bootlegger's boy is quite literally pickled and thus could live forever. They call this heretofore unknown medical phenomenon Sooner F---ing Magic, of course.

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