Oh, no he di'int! Newt divorced Callista & married his lone remaining staffer during Romney's opening statement. Cain nailed the part where candidates had to strip, clean & reassemble an AK-47 while reciting the 10 Commandments. And what a stunner -- Paul won the swimsuit competition, even with his black socks & garters. The sexual tension between Bachmann & T-Paw was so thick you could cut it with knife. And you had to feel bad for Santorum during the "Let's Go Googling" portion of the evening.