Looks like A&M just put Beebe in a corner. But he’s working on a replacement. Several possibilities on his list: a shirts-and-skins flag football team comprising drunken Gulf Coast oil-drill workers, a community college from Colombia, Mo., or, most intriguing, Real Madrid, which is looking to make inroads in the U.S. Failing that, conference is considering new name. The Supine Nine? The Bad Bet Nonet? Tex Mess? Bevo and his Bitches?