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Once again, watching the Republican debate so you don't have to and, despite popular demand, tweeting about it again. Here's a compilation of my comments on Monday night's debate on Twitter, @danmoser1961.

-- Palin watching rivals gather on stage, seething about Bachmann & Perry. "I'm twice as ignorant as those 2. I should be up there."

-- Nice touch: When Perry's on camera, digital counter on his podium will track executions as they occur back home in Texas.

-- Other candidates making bets on when Ron Paul will have a James Stockdale moment: "Who am I? What am I doing here?"

-- That's nice. Candidates stopping by Pawlenty's seat to shake his hand before debate. "Now, who did you say you are?" Perry asked.

-- Who keeps yelling "Freebird" from the audience? Oh, it's Palin. Jesus, she really can't stand not being center of attention.

-- Bachmann stumbled at question about budget. "I was told there would be no math."

-- That's harsh – questioner noted Newt has personally destroyed more heterosexual marriages than have all gay marriages combined.

-- In an apparent slap at Mitt's manhood that left audience gasping, Cain just offered him a veggie lover's pizza.

-- More commotion in audience. What's goin' on? Oh, hell, Palin's crowd-surfing. Man, she really is desperate for attention.

-- Another science gotcha question for Perry; was asked where babies come from. Managed to answer without stork reference or snickering.

-- Romney just called Santorum’s campaign “shovel ready.” Good one, Mitt.

-- For you keeping score at home, GOP debate crowds so far have cheered executions & for letting sick people die. Next debate in Roman Colosseum?

-- Self-immolation by Huntsman in vain attempt to get attention. Perry gets big laugh with joke about Tex-Mormon fusion barbecue.

-- Cain makes tearful plea to tweeters, reporters, bloggers: Please, no more pizza jokes. OK. But here come "Cain ain't able" jibes

-- Ron Paul looks pissed. I think Newt was taunting him off-camera again by whispering Bryan's Cross of Gold speech to him.

-- Debate organizers make note to provide different brand of bottled water next time. Tired of Perry's "I'm Perrier than y'all" joke.

-- Is that who I think it is in crowd on guy's shoulders, lifting shirt? Yep. Just screamed "Hey, check out my wasillas." Security!