Statue of Liberty closing for a year of renovation. The environmentally insensitive torch will be replaced by lamp with a CFL bulb, the tablet under her other arm by an iPad, the crown by a sideways ballcap and the robe with Spanx. Gonna install a lip ring and a few tats. And no more gender-centric Lady Liberty. A more androgynous look will make her over into Person Liberty. Finally, the statue, considered a bit American-exceptionalistic for these times, will be rebuilt at 4 feet tall.