Friday, September 2, 2011

1 Day & Counting Amazing if True Husker/B1G Trivia: Big 10 game officials spent 6 weeks this summer in intensive training for handling the coach of the conference's new team. A few rules: 1) Do not make direct eye contact with him when he's in attack mode. 2) Do not turn your back on him and run; he senses fear. 3) If he attacks, fall on turf and play dead; after he sniffs your body for a few minutes, he may wander off in search of other prey. 4) Taser is allowed after the third f-bomb.

GBR!

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