After Perry's awful debate showing, God seriously doubted His infallibility. Then He smacked His head and said, "Me-dammit, I know who I was supposed to talk into running -- Christie! Of course! Now, how do I get Perry out? I wonder if he'd buy it if I told him I've decreed it's time for a Mormon to rule, especially -- oh, I got it! -- after four years of a Muslim? Yeah, he'd eat that up. Man, I hate talking to him, though -- especially when he starts throwing that 'eye for an eye' crap in my face to justify his executions."