My first novel is gonna be one of those alternative histories, like those written by Harry Turtledove, who imagines how history would have played out if the South won the Civil War or the Germans won WWII. Mine's gonna be even more terrifying -- Bob Devaney choosing to stay at Wyoming and, yes, somehow luring Tom Osborne and some of the best players in the land there, and the Cowboys enjoying five national titles and years of stadium sellouts, while NU flounders for decades in mediocrity and ultimately winds up not in the Big 10, but as one of the weaker sisters in the WAC. Look for it in the Horror section of your bookstore.