Friends, be careful. There are some serious security and privacy glitches with the new Facebook that are just now coming to light. I caught the damn thing holding a fistful of my credit cards while it was rifling through a drawer of my unmentionables and polishing off a case of my beer. And I'm pretty sure it activated my computer cam and secretly recorded me playing air guitar to a YouTube video of "Freebird," at which time I may or may not have been wearing pants. As if all that weren't bad enough, it asked my teenaged daughter out.