Somewhere, in that great American Legion Club in the sky, Bob Devaney is watching his two old teams go at it, and he is not amused. "What the hell do you call that thing Wyoming's doin'?" he bellows at one of his buddies. "It's the spread offense, Coach!" "Well, that's the godawfulest thing I ever saw. Christ, somebody get me another drink, I don't know if I can take much more of this."