USDA replaced the Food Pyramid with MyPlate in its ongoing, doomed quest to get Americans to eat right. You know, some day they're just gonna give up, say, "screw it, you bastards, here's what you want" and unveil a more realistic graphic: MyTrough. Just a big ol' trough full of slop, the top overflowing with donuts, mashed potatoes and bacon, gravy and melted cheese dripping down the sides. Mmm ... MyTrough.