I hauled my kids to church every Sunday – sometimes against their will; occasionally, truth be told, against mine, too – and enrolled them in parochial schools, all in the service of making sure they recognized and acceded to the authority and omniscience of a Higher Power. Me, that is. Oh, you, too, God. I mean, all Glory to you and all. But Lord, I did do the heavy lifting by bringing ‘em your way. Just want that on the record.