Friday, June 10, 2011

Bad news for the Georgia Leech. At least seven members of his senior campaign staff resigned en masse, apparently after they all had the same horrifying epiphany looking in the mirror Thursday morning: "Oh, fer chrissake, I'm working for Newt Gingrich?!" Newt vows to start his campaign "anew," which, as longtime Newtophiles know, means -- good news, ladies -- he's gonna be in the market for a new wife, too.

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