James “Whitey” Bulger’s arrest a reminder I have a gangster nickname for myself (doesn’t everyone?): Dan “The Grammarian” Moser. Unimpressed? Well, I’m wanted for disemboweling a U.S. attorney with a pica pole for incorrect use of a comma in a subpoena and for running a postal clerk through a postage meter because warning on wanted poster was in all-cap Comic Sans: “Armed, dangerous and kind of a dick about grammar.”