Based on field at tonight's GOP debate, what this race is missing is a cowboy-boot-wearing, fundamentalist Christian, onetime secession-flirting, Ted Nugent-loving, occasional coworshipper with anti-Semitic, anti-Islam, anti-Catholic rightwing preacher John Hagee, anti-sodomy law supporting, global-warming denying, intelligent design in public schools-supporting Texas governor. Well, a guy can hope, can't he?