Watching Rush, Coulter and other nattering nabobs of conservatism rush to Herman Cain's defense, poor, unloved Mitt Romney's operatives are desperately trying to plant stories about him from his days as the Olympics CEO showing up in U.S. figure skaters' quarters, squeezed into a luger's uniform, offering to serve as "spotter" during practice. But no one's buying it. Man, that guy just can't catch a break, can he?