Look, I don't want to cause any panic, but if you live within 200 miles of a major college football town, it's time to quietly but quickly gather your family and emergency supplies and get ready to implement your evacuation plans. You've all drilled for this; you know what to do. After Oklahoma State's loss last night, ESPN is reporting that we're only an LSU loss away from "BCS Armageddon." Stadiums in ruins, filling the air with acrid smoke. Tailgating sites looking like Pompeii -- brats charred on the grill, bloody foam fingers scattered hither and yon, pony kegs dripping their sweet nectar on the pavement. Players, coaches, fans staggering hollow-eyed and stunned through debris-filled streets. Team mascots -- yes, even Lil Red -- mutated into ravenous predators picking off straggling cheerleaders. And Lee Corso feasting on the corpse of Kirk Herbstreit -- because you just know that sonofabitch somehow is gonna be the last man alive, no matter what. So, the fate of the world -- gulp -- now lies with Mad Hatter Les Miles.