Per Fox News, cannot stop thinking of old SNL skit. "It's a food product." "No, it's a weapon designed to cause temporary blindness and incapacitation." "It's a food product!" "No, it's a weapon designed to cause temporary blindness and incapacitation!" "Hey, hey, hey, calm down, you two. Pepper spray is both a food product AND a weapon designed to cause temporary blindness and incapacitation." Or the old Miller Lite ad: "Tastes great!" "More teary!"