Oh, so it’s a Nice-Off you’re wanting, is it? Warning: Do not f--- with us Nebraskans. We OWN nice in this business. But The Ohio State University is actually claiming to have “the best fans in the country” and promising to welcome visiting Penn State fans and players to Columbus Saturday with grace and compassion. Damn. I’ll bet the tear-jerking YouTube video of the Nittany Lion tubaist invited to dot the “i” in “Ohio” is gonna get double the views our Ron Brown prayer video got, isn’t it? Sonsofbitches. This is getting to be a bit much, dontcha think? If they get much more of this treatment, Penn State’s gonna need a nice cleansing visit to, say, Boulder, where fans could be counted on to greet them wearing red wigs or throwing towels on the field, or some such asshattery.