OK, I've waxed the steps; Saran-wrapped the toilets; laced brownies with Ex-Lax, Nyquil and Viagra; ordered 100 anchovy/pineapple pizzas in the boss's name; changed default font setting on every computer to all-cap, bold, italic Comic Sans; filled hand sanitizer bottles with Super Glue; arranged to pipe "Friday" through the office P.A. system all day; and hidden every ream of cover sheets for the TPS reports. Bring it.
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