I wonder if Dan Savage could do to other politicians what he did to poor Rick Santorum? (If you don't know, do NOT Google it; trust me.) Like: "Uh-oh, bad fishsticks. Kids are gingriching all over the cafeteria." Or: "Eew, someone sneezed on my pizza; there's a blob of cain on it." Or: "I need to take off my prosthetic leg so the doc can drain the trump from my stump.” (You Googled it, didn't you? Well, I warned you.)