I'm paying the price for my all-night NFL Draft-Royal Wedding combo party. Bloated on scones, Buffalo wings, Yorkshire pudding, brats, tea and beer. Barely conscious, I’m pretty sure I just saw Kate marrying Prince Amukamara, and was that Mel Kiper Jr. projecting it as "can't miss" marriage? (Of course, he said the same of Andrew and Fergie.) Oh Lord, gotta get to the bathroom; here come the haggis nachos.