Heading home after a particularly hard day, one considers the stress-reduction options for the evening: Work in the garden? Meh. A bike ride? No, that’s not it either. A long walk with the significant other? No. An outing to the gym for some brisk cardio? Still, no. Oh, wait a minute, there’s still three-quarters of a can of cream cheese frosting hidden in the back of the crisper in the fridge, isn’t there? Bingo!