I am dangling participles, misplacing modifiers, alliterating alacritously, splitting infinitives, abusing apostrophes, laying on exclamation points three at a time, mixing metaphors, stretching similes, effecting when I mean to affect, putting e's before i's except after c's and, what the hell, k’s, and starting sentences with conjunctions and ending them with prepositions. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.