April 1
FROM: HR
TO: staff

Surprise overnight retreat:
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5-8: Icebreakers, trust exercises (blindfolds, handcuffs, Karaoke machine provided)
8-11: Develop mission statement; must be in Haiku or death metal form
11–1: “Cut the Cheese to Keep People from Moving It”
1- 3: “Screw Strategic Planning, Let’s Wing It. We Won't Last 3 Years Anyway”
3-4: “How To Become the One-Minute F***up”
4-5: Ice-reforming exercises