Ginning up some political slogans

Somewhere, political marketing firms already have begun working up slogans for the 2012 presidential campaign. Although they will be paid millions of dollars, it really isn't that hard. Some suggestions for the potential pairings:

Gingrich-Trump: An anagram for Rich Nut RPM Gig -- and, yes, they're willing to change their names.

Romney-Gingrich: Speaking of anagrams, would you believe: Grin? Cringe? Oh My.

Palin-Bachmann: Despite appearances, may contain nuts.

Pawlenty-Bachmann -- Say, whatever happened to Minnesota being a socialist paradise, anyway?

Palin-Pawlenty: Minnesota and Alaska -- ice, ice, baby.

Trump-Bachmann: C'mon, admit it, once you choke back the bile, you're a little intrigued.

Obama-Biden: This birther red herring is working nicely in keeping Tea Partiers from discovering the Veep is an undocumented Mexican.

Romney-Pawlenty -- Whitest ticket since Nixon-Agnew.

Obama-Biden: Very disappointing to many, infuriating to others, and spittle-inducing enraging to the rest. Still, not batshit crazy, so they got that goin' for 'em, which is nice.

Bachmann-Pawlenty -- Minnesota pols Humphrey, McCarthy and Mondale are rolling over in their graves. What's that you say -- Mondale isn't dead yet? Well, this oughta do it.

Santorum-Cain -- A little froth on that pizza?

Obama-Biden: Look, we started a war, too!

Bachmann-Cain: In your heart, you know they're right. No, wait, those may be chest pains. Ah, geez, get me to the hospital.

Trump-Cain: Pizza and New York real estate -- Grease 3.

Trump-Santorum: Putting the "ums" in "um, damn, that can't be right, um, can it?"

Bachmann-Palin: What the hell, the world's supposed to end in 2012 anyway

Obama-Biden: Still one war behind Bush, but give us a second term, and we'll get there.

Trump-Gingrich: Contains 300 percent more wives than the current administration.

Bachmann-Trump: Time to work on that Canadian accent, eh, hoser? And learn to love hockey, while you're at it.